Wednesday Apr 4 @ 10:32pmFact: The less junk you eat, the less you will crave it.
Fact: If you eat crap, you will feel like crap.
Fact: Treat your body better and it will last longer.
Everything in moderation.
relevant to my life right now.
An old Japanese myth says that if you shut the fuck up, you will be silent.
Wednesday Apr 4 @ 12:36am
- how my mother works
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
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Tuesday Apr 3 @ 01:08amSlow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.
- me: I'm attractive
- me: April fools
